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Slightly Scarlet Vintage Movie Poster Beach Towel Retro Noir Pinup Poster Towel

Slightly Scarlet Vintage Movie Poster Beach Towel Retro Noir Pinup Poster Towel

$37.61 USD

$37.61 USD

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A sun-warmed beach towel that reads like a slice of classic cinema—vintage poster art printed on a fast-drying polyester face with a soft cotton loop backing. The wide, rectangular print carries bold retro typography and pin-up imagery that feels like stepping into a 1940s movie marquee. It lays flat on sand, folds easily for a day bag, and dries quickly after a swim. Use it for lazy afternoons by the shore, retro-themed pool parties, or as a striking picnic spread that sparks conversations about old Hollywood thrills.

Product features
- Durable polyester print side — vivid, long-lasting image and quick-dry performance
- Soft cotton loop backing — absorbent, comfortable against skin
- Hemmed edges — reinforced stitching for extended use
- Two size options — 30"×60" and 36"×72" to suit lounging or full-body coverage
- One-sided print on a 50/50 (or 52/48) cotton-poly blend for balanced softness and durability

Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.

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